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Excuse Receipt
#64846
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Date:
2026-07-09
Relationship:
COWORKER
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Believability: 92%
Risk Level: HIGH
Absurdity: HIGH
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You won’t believe it. I tried this new recipe for a soufflé and somehow the eggs started a rebellion. Next thing I knew, they were rolling off the counter, the oven started smoking, and I had to negotiate with my whisk for a truce. So, yeah, I'm gonna be late. Wish me luck with the cleanup!
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Buy-in: LIKELY
Follow-up Questions: LOW
Social Damage: MODERATE
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