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#64846

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Date:
2026-07-09

Relationship:
COWORKER

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Believability: 92%

Risk Level: HIGH

Absurdity: HIGH

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You won’t believe it. I tried this new recipe for a soufflé and somehow the eggs started a rebellion. Next thing I knew, they were rolling off the counter, the oven started smoking, and I had to negotiate with my whisk for a truce. So, yeah, I'm gonna be late. Wish me luck with the cleanup!

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Buy-in: LIKELY

Follow-up Questions: LOW

Social Damage: MODERATE

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