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Excuse Receipt
#67447
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Date:
2026-07-09
Relationship:
COWORKER
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Believability: 86%
Risk Level: LOW
Absurdity: MEDIUM
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So, I was trying to bake a cake, right? I turned around for one second and the flour turned into an angry flock of pigeons. They demanded tribute, and by the time I got them sorted, all my work documents were gone. Just, poof, vanished in the chaos of feathers and flour.
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Buy-in: LIKELY
Follow-up Questions: LOW
Social Damage: MINIMAL
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