Shared excuse receipt
Excuse Receipt
#61490
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Date:
2026-07-16
To:
KATE
Relationship:
DATE
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Believability: 25%
Risk Level: HIGH
Absurdity: MEDIUM
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Hey Kate, I just accidentally stapled my tongue to my shoe. I think I'm going to need some time to figure this out. Wish me luck!
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Buy-in: UNLIKELY
Follow-up Questions: HIGH
Social Damage: SEVERE
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