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Excuse Receipt
#74422
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Date:
2026-07-14
Relationship:
FRIEND
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Believability: 10%
Risk Level: HIGH
Absurdity: HIGH
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I just got a telepathic message from a sentient grapefruit. It insists that if I drink beer, I'll forget how to communicate with dinosaurs. So, I'm skipping the beer to maintain intergalactic diplomacy!
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Buy-in: UNLIKELY
Follow-up Questions: HIGH
Social Damage: SEVERE
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