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Excuse Receipt
#93815
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Date:
2026-07-15
Relationship:
FAMILY
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Believability: 10%
Risk Level: HIGH
Absurdity: HIGH
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Hey! I can't make it to dinner. My coworkers just announced an intergalactic office party. The aliens are bringing their own snacks, and I have to judge the best one. It’s a mandatory event, or I’ll be abducted by HR!
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Buy-in: UNLIKELY
Follow-up Questions: HIGH
Social Damage: SEVERE
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