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Excuse Receipt
#61569
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Date:
2026-07-14
To:
KATE
Relationship:
DATE
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Believability: 15%
Risk Level: HIGH
Absurdity: HIGH
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Hey Kate! So, a squirrel somehow became my new roommate, and now there's a family of raccoons staging a musical in my living room. I tried to join in, but they keep critiquing my dance moves. It's chaos over here!
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Buy-in: UNLIKELY
Follow-up Questions: HIGH
Social Damage: SEVERE
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