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Excuse Receipt
#72511
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Date:
2026-08-03
Relationship:
FRIEND
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Believability: 55%
Risk Level: MEDIUM
Absurdity: LOW
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I couldn't make it to the gym because a group of llamas escaped from a nearby petting zoo. They staged a protest in my front yard, and I had to negotiate peace with snacks.
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Buy-in: UNLIKELY
Follow-up Questions: HIGH
Social Damage: SEVERE
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