Shared excuse receipt
Excuse Receipt
#80268
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Date:
2026-07-13
To:
KATE
Relationship:
FRIEND
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Believability: 15%
Risk Level: HIGH
Absurdity: HIGH
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So, Kate, I was all set for the meeting when suddenly aliens beamed down and demanded a birthday party for their leader! I mean, who can say no to intergalactic visitors? We had to decorate with balloons and all that jazz. Totally lost track of time!
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Buy-in: UNLIKELY
Follow-up Questions: HIGH
Social Damage: SEVERE
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